July 28, 2009

one of those conversations...

me: I am already in the team. Karen has put me on her woman Futsal team when her Punggol Futsal is up. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the field, wondering what I'm supposed to do.
em: I want to be on your team too.
me: No, you can't. It's a woman's team. Means, no dicks and cocks need apply.
em: But I'm not applying. I'm being head-hunted.
me: (eyes widening, rolls on the floor laughing)

(If you can't appreciate the above joke in the same way that I did, conservative religiosity must have happened to you at some unfortunate point in time.)

xxx

em: Are you going to blog about this?
me: What do you think?
em: Well, if you want, you have to do it quickly. Or you will not remember it by tomorrow.
me: I know. That's why I'm already texting it down in my handphone first.
em: "Dicks and cocks need not apply" and "I'm not applying, I'm being headhunted."
me: (laughs) You don't have to repeat it for me. I can still remember it now.

Posted by 杏 cy （Jancy） at 12:12